For the love of God, my Nutrisystem order needs to get here already!!

Wow, it's only been like 5 days since I signed up for Nutrisystem, and I'm already seeing results. Except they are not really the results that I expected or wanted to see. The tracking on my first order of Nutrisystem food says that the box will be here in two more days, and it can't get here fast enough! I have been stuffing my face constantly every since I hit the "order" button on that Nutrisystem page. It's like my brain and my stomach think that I'm fixing to take a 6 month journey across the Sahara desert and I need to stockpile junk food like a camel with an empty hump. In other words, I haven't stopped eating since I made the decision to get serious about losing weight!

Now instead of over-analyzing why this has been my response to getting healthy and losing weight, I'm just going to keep ignoring the real issues and just pretend that I'm "getting it out of my system" so that when I'm not indulging in junk food anymore I won't miss it as much. That's a sound plan, right? I mean, it's basically fail proof! Now if that damn box would just get here a day early I won't have to spend the first month of my diet losing the 10 pounds I gained since I ordered it!